In the spirit of the season...
On the first day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
A kick that made me go pee.
On the second day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the third day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the fourth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the fifth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the sixth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the seventh day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the eighth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the ninth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Nine foods for craving,
eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the tenth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Ten swollen fingers,
nine foods for craving,
eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Eleven more weeks of waiting,
ten swollen fingers,
nine foods for craving,
eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Twelve pounds to lose,
eleven more weeks of waiting,
ten swollen fingers,
nine foods for craving,
eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
AND A KIIICK THAAAT MADE ME GO PEEEE.
Just in case you were wondering, the nine foods are / were: tomatoes, iced tea with lemon, peanut butter and banana sandwiches, milk (which in general I don't really like), Rocky Road ice cream, hot dogs with relish, applesauce, oatmeal, and fried chicken dipped in maple syrup (but that only happened twice).
On the first day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
A kick that made me go pee.
On the second day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the third day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the fourth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the fifth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the sixth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the seventh day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the eighth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the ninth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Nine foods for craving,
eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the tenth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Ten swollen fingers,
nine foods for craving,
eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Eleven more weeks of waiting,
ten swollen fingers,
nine foods for craving,
eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
and a kick that made me go pee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my wee Bean gave to me:
Twelve pounds to lose,
eleven more weeks of waiting,
ten swollen fingers,
nine foods for craving,
eight hours of nesting,
seven sleepless nights,
six new stretch marks,
FIIIVE HOURS OF HEARTBURN!
Four stinky burps,
three varicose veins,
two widened feet,
AND A KIIICK THAAAT MADE ME GO PEEEE.
Just in case you were wondering, the nine foods are / were: tomatoes, iced tea with lemon, peanut butter and banana sandwiches, milk (which in general I don't really like), Rocky Road ice cream, hot dogs with relish, applesauce, oatmeal, and fried chicken dipped in maple syrup (but that only happened twice).
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